"Tanning booth mom calls arrest for taking daughter, 5, a misunderstanding; ‘It was a sunburn,’ dad says"

Full Article:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/tanning-booth-mom-says-arrest-taking-daughter-5-153138630.html

My Summary:

Before my summary, you have got to click on the article link above and see what this woman looks like. The picture is amazing and makes the entire article and comments section even better. In short a 44 year old woman is accused of taking her child tanning with her. That's all you need to know, trust me just click on the link and see her picture then enjoy the laughs!   

The Best Reader Comments:

"How much for the talking leather couch?"

- Whoopty

"I have had turkeys that I have cooked that did not brown that well."

- Alan C

Willy Wonka called. You're late for work!

- BobbyW

Now that is some extreme tanning. I applaud her efforts, for not taking a half baked approach. So many people fail to truly commit to achieving their dreams. In her case, to become Wesley Snipes.

- Working Class Hero

"She looks like poo with hair and eyes."

 - Billy Dee

"That's not tanning, that's deep fried."

- D313

"Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo, I've got a toasted woman for you. Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee, she went from raw to extra crispy."

- Me

"Do not judge people by the color of their skin....unless they change the color of their skin....then I guess it's up for debate...."

- Required

"She must've had the booth setting on "arson"

- ShaunDogg

"She looks like she uses nutella for makeup!!!"

- Scotty's Baby Girl

"Magda!!!!"
- Nickik